Thursday, September 24, 2009
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say in the Star Wars Prequels. 10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for. 9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. 8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes. 7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine. 6. Feel the Force, motherfucker. 5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What? 4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say! 3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie. 2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? 1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad MotherFucker.'
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Adidas and Puma end 60-year feud
The German sportswear companies Puma and Adidas are to end a feud started 60 years ago by their founding brothers.
Adi and Rudolf Dassler started making sports shoes together in their mother's wash-room in the 1920s. They fell out during World War II, probably over political differences, and founded firms on either side of a river in southern Germany.
On Monday 21 September, employees of both companies will shake hands and then play a football match.
It is a big deal in the cobblestoned Bavarian town of Herzogenaurach, where two of the world's largest sportswear companies are based.
First joint activities
When the brothers set up their separate companies in 1948 the town was also split, with residents loyal to one or other of the only major employers.
In a joint release, the two companies said they were making up to support the Peace One Day organisation, which has its annual non-violence day on Monday.
They say that the events will be the first joint activities held by the two companies since the brothers left their shared firm in 1948.
Neither group is now controlled by the descendants of its founding families, although Rudolf's grandson Frank Dassler raised some eyebrows in the town by working for both Puma and Adidas.
Since 2007, Puma has been majority-owned by PPR, the French luxury goods maker that also owns Gucci.
Adidas Group is much more widely-owned, with no individual shareholder having more than 5%.
PANDA on the PLAYGROUND
Oh. My. God. Why are pandas so amazing? I mean, they are so much cuter than other bears. Is it the fact that they're vegetarians? Or that the black circles around their eyes make them look baleful? Whatever the reason, pandas plus playground equal amazing.
more ABSURD INVENTIONS
Diaper Alarm
Real Patently Absurd Inventions!
Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents
To use: simply clamp the sensor onto the diaper and when your baby gets wet, a mild electrical conduction along your baby’s newly dampened skin activates blinking lights and an audible alarm signaling "Hey Mom, time to change this thing!" Is it just us or do you think there is something a little wrong with combining babies, electricity and water?
Real Patently Absurd Inventions!
Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents
Diaper Alarm
US Patent Issued In 1980
Are you tired of sticking your fingers down a wet diaper for moisture verification? How else will you know if your baby’s diaper is wet again? If you had the detachable Diaper Alarm you would be alerted when new wetness dampens baby's butt and keep your fingers dry in the process!US Patent Issued In 1980
To use: simply clamp the sensor onto the diaper and when your baby gets wet, a mild electrical conduction along your baby’s newly dampened skin activates blinking lights and an audible alarm signaling "Hey Mom, time to change this thing!" Is it just us or do you think there is something a little wrong with combining babies, electricity and water?
Thursday, September 17, 2009
ANOTHER REASON TO ADMIRE "AMERICA'S" TIGER WOODS.
Tiger Woods is a Highly Educated Individual who was properly
raised and taught to be his own man by an educated Mother and Father.
You can readily see that Tiger Woods listened to his parents and
remains very proud of them both.
Many citizens are not aware of the following, which is why I'm posting it
blog today.
A COPY OF HIS SPEECH AT THE 2009 INAUGURATION
Tiger Woods received a special invitation to speak at the Obama
inauguration.His inviters were stunned, shocked when he did not deliver the
message they expected.
A brief read and you will understand why the media swept Woods'
remarks under the rug with no further ado and why the liberal left of
our American society was again displeased with Tiger.
His speech was entitled
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
[text is word-for-word as posted on Tiger's web site]
"I grew up in a military family - and my role models in life
were my Mom and Dad, Lt. Colonel Earl Woods.
My dad was a Special Forces operator and many nights friends
would visit our home. They represented every branch of the service,
and every rank.
In my Dad, and in those guests, I saw first hand the dedication
and commitment of those who serve.They come from every walk of life;
from every part of our country.Time and again, across generations, they
have defended our safety in the dark of night and far from home.
Each day -- and particularly on this historic day --we honor the men and
women in uniform who serve our country and protect our freedom.
They travel to the dangerous corners of the world, and we must
remember that for every person who is in uniform, there are families who
wait for them to come home safely.
I am honored that the military is such an important part, not
just of my personal life, but of my professional one as well.
The golf tournament we do each year here in Washington is a
testament to those unsung heroes.
I am the son of a man who dedicated his life to his country,
family and the military, and I am a better person for it.
In the summer of 1864, Abraham Lincoln, the man at whose
memorial we stand, spoke to the 164th Ohio Regiment and said
'I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the
call of their country.'
Just as they have stood tall for our country - we must always
stand by and support the men and women in uniform and their families.
Thank you, and it is now my pleasure to introduce the US Naval
Glee Club ..."
====
Tiger Woods' 2-minute, 5-second tribute to the our nation's
military was delivered January 18th at the Inaugural Celebration in Washington,
DC. He had been subjected to intense pressure to attend and offer
remarks. Especially so by liberals who have demeaned and criticized him
for a decade for not joining their ranks.
Yet, at the Lincoln Memorial, instead of paying homage to Barack
Obama, Tiger paid tribute to our soldiers. Not once did Tiger mention Obama,
the inauguration or the new administration. Understanding that expressing his
love for America and his appreciation for our military men and women would disappoint the
national news media and the liberal left, he did what he thought was best for the
people of our country.
But Tiger, being is his own man, just as his father taught him
to be his own man.Somewhere over that cold, gray Washington sky,
Colonel Earl Woods was smiling down on his beloved son.
And there will be one more crying hug waiting for Tiger when the
time comes he passes through heaven's gates into God's arms.
******
What's that you say?
You did not previously know what Tiger said? You did not see a video clip of him
speaking on any national television network?You did not see a photo of Tiger
at the Lincoln Memorial offering his remarks honoring our military.
You did not read a story in the NY Times? His appearance at the Inaugural Celebration
had been widely hailed and promoted in advance by the Obama inaugural organizers ... yet
January 18 when he came and spoke ... afterwards, a black out.
raised and taught to be his own man by an educated Mother and Father.
You can readily see that Tiger Woods listened to his parents and
remains very proud of them both.
Many citizens are not aware of the following, which is why I'm posting it
blog today.
A COPY OF HIS SPEECH AT THE 2009 INAUGURATION
Tiger Woods received a special invitation to speak at the Obama
inauguration.His inviters were stunned, shocked when he did not deliver the
message they expected.
A brief read and you will understand why the media swept Woods'
remarks under the rug with no further ado and why the liberal left of
our American society was again displeased with Tiger.
His speech was entitled
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
[text is word-for-word as posted on Tiger's web site]
"I grew up in a military family - and my role models in life
were my Mom and Dad, Lt. Colonel Earl Woods.
My dad was a Special Forces operator and many nights friends
would visit our home. They represented every branch of the service,
and every rank.
In my Dad, and in those guests, I saw first hand the dedication
and commitment of those who serve.They come from every walk of life;
from every part of our country.Time and again, across generations, they
have defended our safety in the dark of night and far from home.
Each day -- and particularly on this historic day --we honor the men and
women in uniform who serve our country and protect our freedom.
They travel to the dangerous corners of the world, and we must
remember that for every person who is in uniform, there are families who
wait for them to come home safely.
I am honored that the military is such an important part, not
just of my personal life, but of my professional one as well.
The golf tournament we do each year here in Washington is a
testament to those unsung heroes.
I am the son of a man who dedicated his life to his country,
family and the military, and I am a better person for it.
In the summer of 1864, Abraham Lincoln, the man at whose
memorial we stand, spoke to the 164th Ohio Regiment and said
'I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the
call of their country.'
Just as they have stood tall for our country - we must always
stand by and support the men and women in uniform and their families.
Thank you, and it is now my pleasure to introduce the US Naval
Glee Club ..."
====
Tiger Woods' 2-minute, 5-second tribute to the our nation's
military was delivered January 18th at the Inaugural Celebration in Washington,
DC. He had been subjected to intense pressure to attend and offer
remarks. Especially so by liberals who have demeaned and criticized him
for a decade for not joining their ranks.
Yet, at the Lincoln Memorial, instead of paying homage to Barack
Obama, Tiger paid tribute to our soldiers. Not once did Tiger mention Obama,
the inauguration or the new administration. Understanding that expressing his
love for America and his appreciation for our military men and women would disappoint the
national news media and the liberal left, he did what he thought was best for the
people of our country.
But Tiger, being is his own man, just as his father taught him
to be his own man.Somewhere over that cold, gray Washington sky,
Colonel Earl Woods was smiling down on his beloved son.
And there will be one more crying hug waiting for Tiger when the
time comes he passes through heaven's gates into God's arms.
******
What's that you say?
You did not previously know what Tiger said? You did not see a video clip of him
speaking on any national television network?You did not see a photo of Tiger
at the Lincoln Memorial offering his remarks honoring our military.
You did not read a story in the NY Times? His appearance at the Inaugural Celebration
had been widely hailed and promoted in advance by the Obama inaugural organizers ... yet
January 18 when he came and spoke ... afterwards, a black out.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Some one liners for the day..
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| I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. I'm just driving this way to piss you off. Keep honking, I'm reloading. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. | |
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